Tuesday, January 31, 2006


"O.K., so this is the gimp mask, and it's totally normal for me to be putting this on my head right now. Would it be weird if I demonstrated autoerotic asphixiation in the courtroom?"

I have a hard time believing that this prosecutor lost this case. I guess if the gimp mask fits, you must aquit.

He didn't stop with the mask though, he bound himself to a chalkboard to show how a dominatrix would bind a submissive to the rack. If that didn't freak out the jury enough, he also failed to produce a body and the confession was not taped--and they lost the notes. All in all, solid work from the DA.



http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/30/dominatrix.acquitted.ap/index.html

1 comment:

PC said...

I must remember this tactic for my next permitting dogs to run loose case.