Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.

Note the Onion article appeared in 2004:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Gillette just said, 'Fuck everything. We're doing five blades':

http://www.gillettefusion.com/us/